Funny Sms
"Friends are like mellons...
"Friends are like mellons...
shall i tell u why?......
To find one good.....
U must a Hundred try...!"
" FRIENDSHIP is GOLD COIN. "
Love is a Small coin
Life is a Big coin
Lover is a Sweet coin
But
" FRIENDSHIP is GOLD COIN. "
Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food
Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You
Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz
Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You
Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:
What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...
If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...
If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...
If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...
If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...
If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...
If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)
Mixture Of All
Small Anger
Silly Fights
Simple SMS's
Serious Jokes
Sensitive Feelings
Senseless Speak
Million Sorrys
Mixture Of All The
Above Is Wh8 V Call
"FRIENDSHIP" (:
Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai
Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!!
Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta hai,
Naya wala, ya Purana wala???
An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote
An Old Man''s T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience....
That''s The ATTITUDE.
Im the beginning of
I''m the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a decade,
But once in a year & not in day,
But once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans...
Ans = E
1 admi car main 2 larkiyon 2989
1 admi car main 2 larkiyon k 7 betha hota hai.
Car ka No 2989 hai,
Jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
Un larkyon say rishta hai.
Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 (Do No Nawasi)]
Kabhi kehte dost humare
Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai.
Aur mangte hai to inkar karte hai.
If you are....
If you r an
"Ice Cream"
u r so sweet
If u r a
"Teddy Bear"
u r so soft
If u r a
*Star*
u r so bright
if you r my
*Friend* :)
oh my
*GOD*
you r so
LUCKY:-)
Train Me 1 Larke
Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.
What is girlfriend ?
Question:what is girlfriend ?
Answer:
jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay
"Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."
LAST bole to.
It is my "LAST" SMS For u...
LAST bole to.
L- love u always.
A- all time miss u.
S- save u in my heart.
T- true friend in my life.
Always dn't depend
Today's Thought
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Always don't depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow
I m not at home
I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
.
/
.
/
.
.
Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
Best friends
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
"Lets go together Friend!"
DENTIST KE BETI
Dentisit ke beti:
Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
.
.
Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.
Goofy Jokes
One time goofy called information: What is the emergency number?
She said: It's 911
After a while he called again: Hey i dont have 2 numbers of 1 in my phone.
She: Are you goofy sir?
Goofy: Wow do have a number detector?
Dance like this
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?
Pretty ugly
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.
What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
rayers Before Eating
Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
My Lord
Wakeel: My Lord! Qanoon ki kitab k safha no 15 k mutabiq merey moaqal ko ba izzat bari kia jae.
Judge: Kitab paish ki jae.
Judge ne safha no 15 khola tu us mein Rs.25000 they.
Judge: Is tarah k 2 saboot aur paish keay jaen.
Do U drink?
"Do U drink?" Girl's father inquired of his prospective Son-in-Law.
Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation.
Boht buri baat hoti hai
Yar jaldi bahar aa mai gate pe khara hoon
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kisi ko is tarah bol kar tang nhi karna chahiye
Boht buri baat hoti hai:->
Life ko kaun zyada
Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend or wife? ? ? ? ? ?
Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.
Kash life aisi hoti yaar
Kash life aisi hoti yaar,
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko Ikrar,
Wednesday ko pyar,
Thursday ko intzar,
Friday ko shadi,
Saturdy ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
.
Socho Socho …
.
Kaise Hua?
.
Aur Jara Socho
.
Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
Life Style
Life Style
Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.
To tum par farz hai k
Tum us par phool phenko,
Lekin
Gamlay Sameet.
wah.wah
bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
.....
.
.
.
..
.
.
bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh
Main 20 yrs ka hu
Boy: Main 20 yrs ka hu.
Tum kitne ki ho?
Girl: Main bhi 20 yrs ki hu!!
Boy: To fir chale...?
Girl: kahan?
Boy: Twenty-Twenty
Bhai
Bhai means
B:- Best
H:- Husband
A:- Avelibal
IN
I:- India
paani
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.
Sharukh Khan
Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder.
.
Dimagg hai??
Socho Socho.......
.
Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.
Exam
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?
Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.
One Hour Late...!
For thirty years, Smith had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Smith‘s arrival, it caused a sensation.
All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at Ten, Smaith showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.
He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, “I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself.“
And the boss said, “And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?“
Constipation!!
Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I`m constipated.“
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.“
Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom.
Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, “Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?“
The doctor says, “Stop wiping with cement bags.“
Going To School...!
Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son ...
mother : “Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !“ ...
son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ ...
mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ ...
son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !“ ...
mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ ...
son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ ...
mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ ...
cool;
kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega
sardar prayers
a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le
sister da munda huya.
Bush:Meri sister da munda huya.
musharraf: Mubarak ho.
Bush:par afsoos di gal a.
musharraf: ki?
bush:baap da pata nahi.
musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!
Kajol,”
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”
A jutt in Karachi
A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account.
he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why?
Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"
sardar:
sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya
ek murgi
ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.
Aik Sms Rozana keeps u tawana
Ager ho Udass tu gaoo koi Gana,
Ager lagi hai Bhook tu khao Tum Khana,
Ager ho Beemar tu karo aik Sms Rawana,
Kyun k aik Sms Rozana,
Rakhay Tandrust aur Tawana.:D
NOT A Male?
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
Bill
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.
Getting married
Hi, dont b surprised, im getting married next month, there willb a small party & only few people'll b invites!
Dont bring any gift k? just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!
Mistake
Winter Comes Again And Again ... Summer Comes Again And Again ... But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again
UNBELIEVABLE
HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!
Devils are better
Why love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . .
B"coz known devils r better than unknown ones...
Back at home
Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!
Master Mind
You are genius, your mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Pathan Jokes
Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai
Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!!
Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta hai,
Naya wala, ya Purana wala???
An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote
An Old Man''s T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience....
That''s The ATTITUDE.
Im the beginning of
I''m the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a decade,
But once in a year & not in day,
But once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans...
Ans = E
1 admi car main 2 larkiyon 2989
1 admi car main 2 larkiyon k 7 betha hota hai.
Car ka No 2989 hai,
Jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
Un larkyon say rishta hai.
Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 (Do No Nawasi)]
Kabhi kehte dost humare
Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai.
Aur mangte hai to inkar karte hai.
If you are....
If you r an
"Ice Cream"
u r so sweet
If u r a
"Teddy Bear"
u r so soft
If u r a
*Star*
u r so bright
if you r my
*Friend* :)
oh my
*GOD*
you r so
LUCKY:-)
Train Me 1 Larke
Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola: Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn?
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.
What is girlfriend ?
Question:what is girlfriend ?
Answer:
jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay
"Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."
LAST bole to.
It is my "LAST" SMS For u...
LAST bole to.
L- love u always.
A- all time miss u.
S- save u in my heart.
T- true friend in my life.
Always dn't depend
Today's Thought
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Always don't depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow
I m not at home
I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
.
/
.
/
.
.
Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
Best friends
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
"Lets go together Friend!"
DENTIST KE BETI
Dentisit ke beti:
Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
.
.
Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.
Goofy Jokes
One time goofy called information: What is the emergency number?
She said: It's 911
After a while he called again: Hey i dont have 2 numbers of 1 in my phone.
She: Are you goofy sir?
Goofy: Wow do have a number detector?
Dance like this
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?
Pretty ugly
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.
What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
rayers Before Eating
Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
My Lord
Wakeel: My Lord! Qanoon ki kitab k safha no 15 k mutabiq merey moaqal ko ba izzat bari kia jae.
Judge: Kitab paish ki jae.
Judge ne safha no 15 khola tu us mein Rs.25000 they.
Judge: Is tarah k 2 saboot aur paish keay jaen.
Do U drink?
"Do U drink?" Girl's father inquired of his prospective Son-in-Law.
Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation.
Boht buri baat hoti hai
Yar jaldi bahar aa mai gate pe khara hoon
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kisi ko is tarah bol kar tang nhi karna chahiye
Boht buri baat hoti hai:->
Life ko kaun zyada
Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend or wife? ? ? ? ? ?
Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.
Kash life aisi hoti yaar
Kash life aisi hoti yaar,
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko Ikrar,
Wednesday ko pyar,
Thursday ko intzar,
Friday ko shadi,
Saturdy ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
.
Socho Socho …
.
Kaise Hua?
.
Aur Jara Socho
.
Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
Life Style
Life Style
Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.
To tum par farz hai k
Tum us par phool phenko,
Lekin
Gamlay Sameet.
wah.wah
bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
.....
.
.
.
..
.
.
bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh
Main 20 yrs ka hu
Boy: Main 20 yrs ka hu.
Tum kitne ki ho?
Girl: Main bhi 20 yrs ki hu!!
Boy: To fir chale...?
Girl: kahan?
Boy: Twenty-Twenty
Bhai
Bhai means
B:- Best
H:- Husband
A:- Avelibal
IN
I:- India
paani
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.
Sharukh Khan
Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder.
.
Dimagg hai??
Socho Socho.......
.
Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.
Exam
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?
Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.
One Hour Late...!
For thirty years, Smith had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Smith‘s arrival, it caused a sensation.
All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at Ten, Smaith showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.
He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, “I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself.“
And the boss said, “And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?“
Constipation!!
Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I`m constipated.“
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.“
Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom.
Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, “Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?“
The doctor says, “Stop wiping with cement bags.“
Going To School...!
Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son ...
mother : “Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !“ ...
son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ ...
mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ ...
son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !“ ...
mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ ...
son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ ...
mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ ...
cool;
kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega
sardar prayers
a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le
sister da munda huya.
Bush:Meri sister da munda huya.
musharraf: Mubarak ho.
Bush:par afsoos di gal a.
musharraf: ki?
bush:baap da pata nahi.
musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!
Kajol,”
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”
A jutt in Karachi
A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account.
he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why?
Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"
sardar:
sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya
ek murgi
ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.
Aik Sms Rozana keeps u tawana
Ager ho Udass tu gaoo koi Gana,
Ager lagi hai Bhook tu khao Tum Khana,
Ager ho Beemar tu karo aik Sms Rawana,
Kyun k aik Sms Rozana,
Rakhay Tandrust aur Tawana.:D
NOT A Male?
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
Bill
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.
Getting married
Hi, dont b surprised, im getting married next month, there willb a small party & only few people'll b invites!
Dont bring any gift k? just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!
Mistake
Winter Comes Again And Again ... Summer Comes Again And Again ... But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again
UNBELIEVABLE
HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!
Devils are better
Why love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . .
B"coz known devils r better than unknown ones...
Back at home
Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!
Master Mind
You are genius, your mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Angry Sms
jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango, apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango, jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin, apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango.
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain�
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.
Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.
Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
Wo to har roz rulaate the humen
Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.
>----------> ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
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